I really need to poo but I’m afraid my boyfriend might hear the plop #bedroomnexttothetoilet #firstworldproblems

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darklittlefaun:

I believe in body positivity, feminism, and always using your turn signal.


i-am-the-rest-of-the-world:

taniavitela:

She’s the best.

Actual sassmaster Emma Watson.

mrcraabs:

eat spicy food while pregnant. your baby will become a fire mage. yes i am a doctor

(Source: qatu)

meanieweeny:

meanieweeny:

last week I applied to a tea store called teavana and on the application it asked why I left my old job at a pizza place and I said “I guess working in fast food just wasn’t my cup of tea” and it’s been a week and I’m still laughing at myself

update: I got the job

(Source: residentcutie)


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