I really need to poo but I’m afraid my boyfriend might hear the plop #bedroomnexttothetoilet #firstworldproblems
I believe in body positivity, feminism, and always using your turn signal.
eat spicy food while pregnant. your baby will become a fire mage. yes i am a doctor
last week I applied to a tea store called teavana and on the application it asked why I left my old job at a pizza place and I said “I guess working in fast food just wasn’t my cup of tea” and it’s been a week and I’m still laughing at myselfupdate: I got the job